- Her: Guess what
- Me: Chicken butt?!
- Me: ...
- Me: ...
- It's been 3 days and she still hasn't told me...
This is me.
They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
(via yepitsdelaney)
The difference between bees and wasps.
- Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
- Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
“you’re beautiful” says the swag blogger to 5 different girls on the Internet. Knowing what he has done is truly good and chivalrous, adjusts his snapback, ties up his Jordans, and decides to go post more photos stolen from tumblr on facebook to get likes from his 1000 friends.
(via melliflu0us)
"Have I ever mentioned how insanely pretty you are and how you always have this sparkle of life in your eye that can make my heart skip a beat. Have I ever mentioned how I admire your honesty and your compassion for putting others before yourself. Have I ever mentioned how gorgeous your hair is and how it flows beautifully like running water over a valley. Have I ever told you that your ability to be silly and serious when need be is one of your greatest characteristics. Have I ever told you that you are an amazing person on the inside and outside. Have I ever told you that I, Shane, miss you 100% of the time when you’re gone. I want to tell you, don’t leave, ever, because without you the world would be a little bitter."
— Waking up to this was … wow.
I’m going to make a selfish post.
Just to say that,
I’d just like to have a someone in my life,
for once,
that won’t get sick of me,
or find me too weird.
Someone who won’t use me for my lady parts.
Who will enjoy my company,
and want to fight for me.
(via thebestlolz)
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What happens when you microwave a bag of doritos.
(Source: yourdopenightmare, via hypotric)
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Reblog so people know who you are
Name: Erika
Tumblr Name: seecksdrugsrocknroll
Nickname(s): Eecks, Eckensviller, Ecky,
Birthday: March 15
Relationship Status: Single, but not looking.
Random fact about you: I have bad morning breath right now..
(Source: mstrueimage, via lancelash)
- story of my life: i don't know what to wear because i look ugly in everything
(Source: whatsgoingon12, via hypotric)
